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How they have sex: Tellers can handle all deposits and withdrawals!
How do men sort out their laundry? Filthy, and filthy but wearable!
How can you tell if you have acne? If the blind can read your face!
Ben & Jerry's New Presidential (Clinton) Flavor: Arkansas Smoothie
What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common? No ball room!
Ben & Jerry's New Presidential (Clinton) Flavor: Peppermint Fattie
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts!
Why does a penis have a hole in the end? So men can be open minded!
How can you tell a head nurse? She's the one with the dirty knees!
How can you tell if you have acne? If the blind can read your face.
What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates? A tearjerker!
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Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence!
Murphy's Law in Sex: Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself!
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Murphy's Law in Sex: A man in the house is worth two in the street!
What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise? The captains log!
Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a flea? An itchy cock!
Ben & Jerry's New Presidential (Clinton) Flavor: Fundraising Coffee
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What's the best thing about a blow job?; The ten minutes of silence!
What's the definition of "Tender Love?" Two gays with hemorrhoids!
What's red and blue with a long string? A Smurfette with her period!
What's red and blue with a long string? A smurfette with her period.
How do you fuck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot!
What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? Pimp!
What do an airport and a illegal abortion have in common? The Hanger!
What's brown and sits on a piano bench? Beethoven's First Movement!
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A rumor!
What do an airport and an illegal abortion have in common? The hanger.
Ben & Jerry's New Presidential (Clinton) Flavor: Oval Office Surprise
What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire? See you next period.
What's the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature.
What's the definition of "Tender Love?" Two gays with haemorrhoids.
What's the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature!
What does a female snail say during crude sex? Faster, faster, faster!
What's the definition of macho? Jogging home from your own vasectomy!
What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire? See you next period!
What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Nobody eats parsley!
Ben & Jerry's New Presidential (Clinton) Flavor: Biscuits 'n' Gravy
How to tell if your Viagra is working: You always lose limbo contests.
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table has no balls!
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How they have sex: Motorcyclists like something hot between their legs!
What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri!
What do you call Kermit having sex with Miss Piggy? A frog log in a hog!
When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? When he eats his first Brownie
I've never gone to bed with an ugly man, but I've woken up with a few!
What's the hottest thing in the world? Two rats fucking in a wool sock!
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was "Always!"
What do you call a soap opera starring testicles?& "Genital Hospital!"
How do you give a blind queer a thrill? Leave the plunger in the toilet!
Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend on the wall? To see her crack!
How can you tell if a Western is homosexual? All the good guys are hung!

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