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Did you hear about the gay rabbit? He found a hare up his ass.
How they have sex: Horseback riders stay in the saddle longer!
Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time!
Ben & Jerry's New Presidential (Clinton) Flavor: Scandalberry
Ben & Jerry's New Presidential (Clinton) Flavor: Slick Willie
Did you hear about the blind circumcicionist? He got the sack!
Why was Tigger's head in the toilet? He was looking for pooh!
Ben & Jerry's New Presidential (Clinton) Flavor: Impeach-Mint
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How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard!
What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas? Playtex!
How they have sex: Printers do it without wrinkling the sheets!
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? Dicktator!
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Yell at her!
What's better than a rose on your piano? Tulips on your organ!
Ben & Jerry's New Presidential (Clinton) Flavor: Captain Cream
How they have sex: Bus drivers come early and pull out on time!
How they have sex: Real estate people know all the prime spots!
What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas? Playtex.
The first Viagra baby was born. It weighed in at 9lbs 7 inches.
What happened to the lawyer when he took Viagra? He got taller.
Pussy Versus Beer: With beer, bigger is better. Advantage: Beer.
What is the first sign of AIDS? A pounding sensation in the ass!
Ben & Jerry's New Presidential (Clinton) Flavor: Double Nut Joy
What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment!
Ben & Jerry's New Presidential (Clinton) Flavor: Arkansas Peach
How they have sex: Nonsmokers do it without huffing and puffing!
Why do women have two holes so close together? In case you miss!
What do you call a hillbilly who owns sheep and goats. Bisexual.
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids!
What's the best thing about a blow job? Ten minutes of silence!
What's the difference between Mad Cow disease and PMS? Nothing!
Why do women have two holes so close together? In case you miss.
How they have sex: Advertisers use the "new, improved" method!
How they have sex: Interior decorators do it all over the house!
What do you call a hillbilly who owns sheep and goats. Bisexual!
How they have sex: Construction workers lay a better foundation!
What does a female snail say during sex? Faster, faster, faster!
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin' off!
How they have sex: Physicists do it with uniform harmonic motion!
What's the biggest crime committed by transvestites? Male fraud!
Ben & Jerry's New Presidential (Clinton) Flavor: Hillary Chiller
What's the biggest crime committed by transvestites? Male fraud.
What's the the definition of a vagina? The box a penis comes in!
How can you tell she's a macho women? She rolls her own tampons.
What do you call two lesbians with their period? Finger painting!
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin' off.
What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea!
What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar? A love call!
How can you tell she's a macho women? She rolls her own tampons!
Ben & Jerry's New Presidential (Clinton) Flavor: Chilly Hillbilly
Ben & Jerry's New Presidential (Clinton) Flavor: Hyperactive Nuts
What do you call a nun with a sex change operation? A tran-sister!
What do you call a guy who never farts in public? A private tutor!
What's green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy? Kermit's Finger!
What's white, smells, and can be found in panties? Clitty litter!

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