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Pickup Line: Didn't we go to different schools together?
What's the difference between pink and purple? The grip!
What do you call a virgin on a water bed? A cherry float!
How they have sex: Zoologists do it with animal instinct!
Do you know what the square root of 69 is? Ate something!
How they have sex: Hackers do it with fewer instructions!
Why did the lumber truck stop? To let the lumber jack off!
How they have sex: Hewlett Packard does it with precision!
How they have sex: Computer game players just can't stop!
How they have sex: Racquetball players do it off the wall!
Hear about the new gay sitcom? "Leave it, it's Beaver!"
Did you hear about the gay truckers? They exchanged loads!
How they have sex: Baseball players make it to first base!
Hear about the new gay sitcom? "Leave it, it's Beaver."
What is the cheapest meat? Deer balls, there under a buck!
What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it? The aids team.
Why does a squirrel swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry!
What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Brothel sprouts!
What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat? A Klondike Bar!
How did the tugboat get AIDS? It was rear-ended by a ferry!
The first couple of times you cough, its not your phlegm...
What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it? The aids team!
What do you call a musician without a girlfriend? Homeless!
How did the tugboat get AIDS? It was rear-ended by a ferry.
How they have sex: Cheerleaders do it with more enthusiasm!
What do you get when you mix Viagra with Rogaine? Don King.
Why are hangovers better than women? Hangovers will go away!
How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an alter boy!
Why are hangovers better than women? Hangovers will go away.
How they have sex: Deer hunters will do anything for a buck!
How they have sex: Salespeople have away with their tongues!
What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? Goes-in-tight!
Murphy's Law in Sex: No sex with anyone in the same office!
How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
How they have sex: Speech pathologists are oral specialists!
Did you hear about the two gay judges? They tried each other.
How they have sex: Football players are measured by the yard!
What's the difference between a man and ET? ET phoned home!
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter!
How they have sex: Assembly line workers do it over and over!
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand!
How they have sex: Maintenance men sweep 'em off their feet!
Do you know how to eat a frog? You put one leg over each ear!
Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms!
Ben & Jerry's New Presidential (Clinton) Flavor: Candy Pants
What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities!
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs!
Why does a dog lick its penis? Because it can't make a fist!
Ben & Jerry's New Presidential (Clinton) Flavor: Tubby Bubba
Why does a dog lick its penis? Because it can't make a fist.
Why don't women wear watches? There's a clock on the stove!
Did you hear about the two gay judges? They tried each other!
What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? $3.99 a minute!
Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.
Did you hear about the blind circumcicionist? He got the sack.
Did you hear about the gay rabbit? He found a hare up his ass!
Murphy's Law in Sex: There is no remedy for sex but more sex!

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