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83 Toyota Hunchback -- $2,000
News headlines: Air Head Fired
Star Wars Job Of The Hut - $15
Star Wars Job of the Hut -- $15
Gas Cloud Clears out Taco Bell.
News headlines: Deer Kill 17,000
Free: Farm Kittens. Ready To Eat.
Kellogg's Pot Tarts - $1.99/box.
News headlines: Eye Drops off Shelf
1 Man, 7 Women hot tub -- $850/offer
Harrisburg Postal Employees Gun Club.
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Lawyer Says Client is Not That Guilty.
News headlines: War Dims Hope for Peace
Shakespeare's Pizza - Free Chopsticks.
News headlines: Steals Clock, Faces Time
News headlines: Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
News headlines: Farmer Bill Dies in House
News headlines: Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
News headlines: Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
Fully Cooked Boneless Smoked Mann $2.09/lb.
News headlines: Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
News headlines: Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
News headlines: Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
Georgia Peaches, California Grown - $.89/lb.
American Flag, 60 Stars - Pole Included $100
News headlines: Stolen Painting Found by Tree
Nordic Track $300, Hardly used. Call Chubbie.
Snow blower for sale. Only used on snowy days.
News headlines: New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential.
Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play.
News headlines: Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Snow Blower For Sale ... Only Used on Snowy Days.
News headlines: Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in `84
News headlines: Miners Refuse to Work after Death
For Sale: Lee Majors (6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN) - $50
News headlines: Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
News headlines: Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
News headlines: Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
News headlines: Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
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Cows, Calves Never Bred...Also 1 Gay Bull For Sale.
Free Puppies: Part German Shepherd, Part Stupid Dog.
News headlines: Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
News headlines: Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Joining Nudist Colony! Must Sell Washer & Dryer $300.
News headlines: Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
News headlines: Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
News headlines: Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
German Shepherd - 85lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free!
News headlines: Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again
Alzheimer's Center Prepares For An Affair To Remember.
News headlines: Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
Soft & Genital Bath Tissues or Facial Tissue - 89 cents.
News headlines: Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
News headlines: British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
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