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Dumbest dog: Afghan
Eskimos never gamble.
Cats can hear ultrasound!
Polar bears are left-handed.
The pancreas produces Insulin!
Armadillos can be housebroken.
Coca-cola was originally green.
Hot water is heavier than cold.
February is Black History Month!
Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters.
A shrimp's heart is in its head!
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear!
Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day!
Odontophobia is the fear of teeth!
Some lipsticks contain fish scales!
The youngest pope was 11 years old.
Only food that does not spoil: honey
Cat urine glows under a black-light!
Diet Coke was only invented in 1982!
A 2 X 4 is really 1-1/2" by 3-1/2".
Cream does not weigh as much as milk.
Charlie Brown's father was a barber!
Men get hiccups more often than women.
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge!
Your nose and ears never stop growing.
Children grow faster in the springtime!
Stressed is Desserts spelled backwards!
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out!
Almonds are a member of the peach family!
American car horns beep in the tone of F!
Percentage of mammal species that are: 3%
Most people fall asleep in seven minutes!
Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
A hummingbird can weigh less than a penny.
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated!
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain!
Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%
Only bird that can fly backwards: Hummingbird
Karoke means "empty orchestra" in Japanese!
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
The elephant is the only animal with 4 knees!
The original name for butterfly was flutterby.
Portion of ice cream sold that is vanilla: 1/3
The most common name in the world is Mohammed!
World Tourist day is observed on September 27!
Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur!
There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar!
St. Stephen is the patron saint of bricklayers!
The parachute was invented by da Vinci in 1515.
The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.
A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.
Roses may be red, but violets are indeed violet.
Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump!
Chances of a white Christmas in New York: 1 in 4
The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.


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