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Dumb Alabama Laws: You may not drive barefooted.
Dumb Alabama Laws: Incestuous marriages are legal.
Dumb Alabama Laws: Masks may not be worn in public.
Dumb Alabama Laws: Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
Dumb Alabama Laws: Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
Dumb Alabama Laws: Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
Dumb Alabama Laws: You must have windshield wipers on your car.
Dumb Alabama Laws: It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
Dumb Alabama Laws: Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.
Dumb Alabama Laws: It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
Dumb Alabama Laws: Anniston: You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.
Dumb Alabama Laws: Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death.
Dumb Alabama Laws: Mobile: It is unlawful to howl at ladies inside the city limits.
Dumb Alabama Laws: You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
Dumb Alabama Laws: Mobile: It is unlawful to wear women's pumps with sharp, high heels.
Dumb Alabama Laws: It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Dumb Alabama Laws: It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
Dumb Alabama Laws: Lee County: It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
Dumb Alabama Laws: Jasper: It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
Dumb Alabama Laws: Montgomery: It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of it spooking horses. (Repealed)
Dumb Alabama Laws: It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
Dumb Alabama Laws: Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.
Alaska Crazy Law: Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
Alaska Crazy Law: It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
Alaska Crazy Law: In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
Alaska Crazy Law: While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
Alaska Crazy Law: It is the state policy that emergencies are held to a minimum and are rarely found to exist.-Sec. 44.62.270. State policy.
Arizona Crazy Law: Hunting camels is prohibited.
Arizona Crazy Law: Tucson: Women may not wear pants.
Arizona Crazy Law: Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
Arizona Crazy Law: Glendale: Cars may not be driven in reverse.
Arizona Crazy Law: It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
Arizona Crazy Law: Nogales: An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.
Arizona Crazy Law: Maricopa County: No more than six girls may live in any house.
Arizona Crazy Law: Globe: Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.
Arizona Crazy Law: Hayden: If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.
Arizona Crazy Law: Prescott: No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.
Arizona Crazy Law: Mesa: It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license.
Arizona Crazy Law: Mohave County: A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
Arizona Crazy Law: Tombstone: It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
Arkansas Crazy Law: Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.
Arkansas Crazy Law: Arkansas must be pronounced "Arkansaw"
Arkansas Crazy Law: Fayetteville: Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.
Arkansas Crazy Law: A voter is only allowed five minutes to mark his ballot.
Arkansas Crazy Law: Fayetteville: It is illegal to kill "any living creature".
Arkansas Crazy Law: A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
Arkansas Crazy Law: A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
Arkansas Crazy Law: The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
Arkansas Crazy Law: Fayetteville: It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.
Arkansas Crazy Law: Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.
Arkansas Crazy Law: Fayetteville: No person shall sound the horn on a vechicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 P.M. -Little Rock City Code Sec. 18-54
California Crazy Law: Bathhouses are against the law.
California Crazy Law: Women may not drive in a house coat.


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