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Chuck Norris Jokes!

Bullets dodge Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris calls telemarketers while they are having dinner!
Chuck Norris invented water!
Chuck Norris can taste lies!
Chuck Norris make onions CRY!!
Chuck Norris let the dogs out!
Chuck Norris can divide by zero!
Chuck Norris invented the beard!
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer!
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg!
Chuck Norris knows what Bo doesn't!
Nobody tries to contain Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris has 3 knees on each leg!
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits!
Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does!
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter!
Chuck Norris is where babies come from!
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door!
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile!
Chuck Norris believes it's not butter!
Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV!
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice!
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycle Bin!
Chuck Norris invented the question mark!
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany!
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain!
Chuck Norris eats coal and poops diamonds!
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter!
Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover!
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open!
Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires!
Chuck Norris can piss into gale force winds!
Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul!
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb!
Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain!
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet!
Chuck Norris knows the last two digits of Pi!
Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops!
Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day!
Chuck Norris eats lightning and farts thunder!
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father!
Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky!
Chuck Norris is '' The best a man can get!"
You are what you eat. Chuck Norris eats steel!
Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter!
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!
Helen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding!
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with Medusa!
Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill!
Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with barbed wire!
Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes!
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds!
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun!
Guns kill 12 people a day. Chuck Norris kills 20!
Chuck Norris can hold his breathe for nine years!


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