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Why does rain drop, but snow fall?
What do you call an old snowman? Water!
What kind of bird can write? A PENguin.
What is Santa's dog called? Santa Paws!
Where do snowmen go to dance? Snowballs!
How do snowmen travel around? By iceicle!
Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll!
How do you call an Eskimo cow? An Eskimoo!
What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers!
Where do snowmen go to dance? A snow ball!
How do snowmen get around? On their icicles.
What do elves learn in school? The Elf-abet!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes!
What sort of ball doesn't bounce? A snowball!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.
What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish!
What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!
What do lions sing at Christmas? Jungle bells!
What's an ig? An eskimo's home without a loo!
Where do Snow-women like to dance? At Snowballs.
What did one Angel say to the other? Halo there!
What bird has wings but cannot fly? Roast turkey!
Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho!
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy!
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted flakes!
What goes "Oh, oh, oh?" Santa walking backwards!
How do Snowman travel around? By riding an icicle.
Christmas: The time when everyone gets Santamental.
What's happens to you at Christmas? Yule be happy!
What is the best key to get at Christmas? A turkey!
Curious Question Why does rain drop, but snow fall?
Who delievers cat's Christmas presents? Santa Paws!
What's Christmas called in England? Yule Britannia!
What party game did Jekyll like best? Hyde and Seek!
Why is Prancer always wet? Because he's a rain-deer!
How do you make a slow reindeer fast? Don't feed it!
What carol is heard in the dessert? Camel ye fathful!
What does Father Christmas call his money? Iced lolly?
Christmas Signs: Bridal boutique: "Marry Christmas."
When is a boat like a pile of snow? When it's adrift.
Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners? Rude-olph!
Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho ho ho!
How many chimney does Father Christmas go down? Stacks!
How do Chihuahua's say Merry Christmas? Fleas Navidog!
What do you call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
Christmas Signs: Toy Store: "Ho, ho, ho spoken here."
What does Santa call reindeer that don't work? Dinner.
Where do mistletoe go to become famous? "Holly" wood!
What comes at the end of Christmas Day? The letter "Y!"
Which reindeer have the shortest legs? The smallest ones!
How long does it take to burn a candle down? About a wick!
Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in? Mini vans!
How do elves greet each other? "Small world, isn't it?"
Knock Knock, Who's there? Mary, Mary who? Mary Christmas!
Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? Elfis!
Did Rudolph go to a regular school? No, he was elf-taught!
What did Dracula say at the Christmas party? Fancy a bite?
Knock Knock, Who's there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas!
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle!
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark? Frost bite!
We had grandma for Christmas dinner? Really, we had turkey!
What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas? Grave-y!
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas? Santapplause!
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? Horn-aments!
How do you get into Donner's house? You ring the deer-bell!
Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it's in Decembrrrr!
What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents? Silent Night!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitus!
What often falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt? Snow!


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