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Why isn't all the controversy bothering Michael? He doesn't mind reaching bottom.
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of the Boy Scouts? He was up to two packs a day!
What is the worst thing about making love to Michael Jackson? When the crib breaks.
What will they call the upcoming movie about Michael Jackson? "The African Queen!"
What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years? Michael Jackson!
What did Michael Jackson say to Lorena Bobbit? "Silly Bobbit, dicks are for kids!"
What did Michael Jackson and Willie Shoemaker have in common? Both rode 4 year olds!
Why does Michael Jackson want to move to Ohio? He heard there's a Youngstown there.
What's the difference between them? One is in the Minors, the other is into Minors!
How did Helen Keller's mother punish her? By rearranging the living-room furniture!
Have you seen the new Michael Jackson candy bar? It's white chocolate with no nuts!
Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? He thought it was a home delivery service!
Why does Michael Jackson want to move to Ohio? He heard there's a Youngstown there!
What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years? Michael Jackson.
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet? "Not according to Dad!"
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet? They were dating the same girl in high school!
What do you get when you cross Raquel Welch with Santa Claus? A thank you from Santa!
Did you hear about the latest JFK Jr. movie? Its called Three Funerals and a Wedding!
Why did Michael Jackson want to join the Branch Davidians? So he could be black again!
What is forty feet long and has eight teeth? The front row at a Willie Nelson concert!
How did Michael actually proposition the little boy? It was just a slip of the tongue.
How are Michael's friends dealing with the problem? They're all standing behind him!
How do we know Michael Jackson isn't really a virgin? He's got children out the ass!
What's the new movie about Michael Jackson called? "The Hand that Robs the Cradle!"
Why is Mr. Potato Head jealous of Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson has had more noses!
How did Michael actually proposition the little boy? It was just a slip of the tongue!
How do we know Michael Jackson isn't really a virgin? He's got children out the ass.
How do you neuter Michael Jackson? Give him spiked gloves and tell him to sing a song!
Why did Bill Clinton stop playing the saxophone? He was too busy playing the hormonica!
Hear about Kennedy Airlines? Their motto is "Your luggage will arrive before you do!"
What do Michael Jackson and broccoli have in common? Both are force fed to little boys!
Why does Michael Jackson have a tough guy reputation? He has licked every kid possible!
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed? When the big hand is on the little hand!
Did you hear about Michael Jackson's new band? It's called the Jackson Five and Under!
Why did all the faggots vote for Clinton? Because faggots like assholes better than Bush!
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and the PLO? The PLO pulled out of Jordan!
What does Michael Jackson reminisce about when he gets nostalgic? Blowing his first nose!
Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song? "Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me!"
Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? Michael Jackson!
What do Michael Jackson and Dr. Spock have in common? They both know how to rear a child.
Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song? "Don't let your son go down on me."
What do Michael Jackson and Dr. Spock have in common? They both know how to rear a child!
Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? The big payoff comes a couple of months later!
Why has Michael Jackson been appearing on children's shows lately? He has a lot to plug!
What does Michael Jackson think of when he sees a boy in a McDonald's suit? A happy meal!
What do Micheal Jackson and Saddam Hussein have in common? They both pulled out of Jordan!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game to play at night? Hide the pickle in the pajamas!
Jay Leno: Inauguration Security was tighter than Kirstie Alley in a pair of Spandex pants!
What is the title of Michael Jackson's New Book? "Penetrating the Secrets of Children!"
What's white and sticky and found on the bathroom wall? George Michael's latest release!
What does Michael Jackson think of when he sees a boy in a McDonald's suit? A happy meal.
What does Wal-Mart, Zellers and Michael Jackson have in common? Boy's underwear half off!
What's the difference between Michael and Connie Chung? Michael's been able to have kids!
What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her for swearing? Washed her hands with soap!

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