Yo Mama Jokes!Did you know flies were given wings so that they could beat yo mama to the dump?
I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said crabs!
I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said tuna surprise!
I don't mean to be mean, but yo mama needs Listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle!
If Yo mama and poppa got a divorce, heck, they'd still be brother and sister!
I heard that Yo mama is on the warpath - she lost a finger and now can't count past 9!
I heard yo mama got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job!
I thought you were ugly ... and then I met your mama!
It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license. She couldn't get used to the front seat!
I'm not here... but yo mama is!
This is a fact, yo mama's breath Is wack, she needs a tic, not a tac, but the whole damn pack!
Ya family is so poor i rang the doorbell and ya mama stuck her head out the window to say, "Ding dong!"
Yo mama ain't so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
Yo mama armpits so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock!
Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear!
Yo mama ass is so big that when she sits down she's three feet taller!
Yo mama ass so huge she take up 5 rows in the cinema!
Yo mama a stunt double for the Predator!
Yo mama blind and is seeing another man!
Yo mama breath is so stinky we don't know whether she needs gum or toilet paper!
Yo mama breath is so stinky when she exhales her teeth have to duck!
Yo mama breath must be taking karate because it's really kickin!
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck!
Yo mama breath so bad, she has to take prescription Tic Tac!
Yo mama breath so disgustingly bad that she needs Freshmints with batteries in it!
Yo mama breath stinks so bad that people look forward to her farts!
Yo mama chest hair so damn long, it growing all the way down to her willy!
Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo!
Yo mama drawers are so dirty the roaches check in but they don't check out!
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo mama glasses are so thick, she starts fires every time she reads!
Yo mama glasses are so thick she can see into the future!
Yo mama glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving!
Yo mama glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving!
Yo mama got more clap than an auditorium!
Yo mama got more crust than bucket of Fried Chicken!
Yo mama got so many rolls she puts Brumby's out a business!
Yo mama gums so black she spits Chocolate Milk!
Yo mama gum's are so black she spits Yoo-Hoo!
Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it!
Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice!
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stitches!
Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses!
Yo mama has 10 fingers--all on the same hand!
Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns!
Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it!
Yo mama has a short arm and can't applaud!
Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles!
Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it!
Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches!
Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree!
Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying!
Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper!
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle!
Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!
Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail!
Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it!
Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo!
Yo mama has touched more knobs then the gas man!