White Jokes!White people think T-shirts are underwear.
What's white and twelve inches long? Nothing!
What do you call a white cop? Police brutality.
What did the black guy do with his M&Ms? Eat them!
What do you call a white man in court? The lawyer!
What do West Virginian's do on Halloween? Pump-kin!
What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A victim.
What does a white woman make for dinner? Reservations.
What's short and white? The line to the GOP convention!
What do u call a bunch of white people in a bowl? Crackers
What do you call a white guy on "Jeopardy?" A contestant.
What's white and fourteen inches long? Absolutely nothing!
What did the white guy do before his blood test? He studied!
What's Orange White and Very Beautiful? A WHITE BOY ON FIRE!
What do you call a mob of white people in Alabama? A lynching.
What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle? A Dope Ring!
Why cant white men jump? They were too busy making racist jokes.
What do you call a white man with a sheep under each arm? A Pimp!
What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? Snow!
How long does it take for a white woman to take a crap? 9 months!
What do you call a group of white men chasing a black man? The PGA!
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA!
What do you call one white guy surrounded by 200 black guys? Warden!
What do blondes have in common with butter? They both spread for bread!
What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on? A white girl's ass!
What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection? Crackers with cheese.
What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree? A straight line!
What did they white guy try and do with his? Put them in alphabetical order!
Why do so many white people get lost skiing? It's hard to find them in the snow!
How do you stop five white guys from raping a white woman? Throw them a golf ball.
What does a white woman and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts.
Why did the white man miss his son's little league game? Cause he was on his boat!
How do you put a white trash couple out of a house and home? Take away their trailer!
What do you call the moisture between two white people having sex? Relative humidity!
How many white girls does it take to screw in a light? None, white girls can't screw
What did the white woman do after she spilled hot coffee on her legs? File a lawsuit!
What does a white man say when he catches his wife cheating on him? "I forgive you!"
How many white girls does it take to screw in a light? None, white girls can't screw.
What is the difference between a white cracker and dog shit? The shit has more of a brain!
What do you call a mob of white people in Detroit burning down the city? A hockey victory!
Why did white people own slaves? They were not strong enough to pick cotton - weak bastards.
How many white men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, white men will screw anything!
How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? None They'll Have a Nigger Do it!
What does a white man do when he is unhappy with current government decisions? He writes a letter.
How did the white boy come out of the grocery store with a six pack? He walked in and payed for it.
What do you say when you see a white man carrying a TV? "Excuse me sir, you dropped your receipt!"
How did the West Virginian mom know when her daughter was on the rag? Her son's penis tasted funny!
What do you say when you see a white man carrying a TV? 'Excuse me sir, you dropped your receipt!'
What do Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both black people with white faces.
What does a white man do when he is unhappy with our current government decisions? He writes a letter.
Jim Cracker is white! How white is he? He's so white, during the L.A riots, he went out and bought a TV.
Why did the white man cross the road? Because he needed something that was on the other side of the road.
What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A taxi.
Why didn't the white guy watch TV last Saturday? Cause he was walking his yellow lab with his wife and 2.5 kids!
Why do white people like to play hockey? It's the only other way to beat something black up if they're not a cop.
What do you call a mob of white people at the University of Maryland burning down the city? A Maryland championship.
What do you get when you cross a white supremist with a donkey? Someone who thinks the sun shines out of their own ass!
What does a white man do at the club? Pout while all the colored folk are bumpin' & grindin' with all of his fine white bitches.
What's the difference between a white man and a snake? One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake!
What's the difference between a white whore and a bitch? The white whore would screw everybody in the room and the bitch would screw everyone but you.
It seems that once again all us white folks have missed a great opportunity. While the Black people attended Obama's inauguration and parades, we should have broken into their homes and gotten all our shit back.
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch prick, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
A seventy-five year old White guy, his hair was completely white, marries a twenty-two year old girl, and she gets pregnant. Nine months later, he walks into the Maternity Ward. He says to the nurse, "Well, how'd I do?" The nurse says: "She had twins." He says, "Heh, heh, heh." well, I guess that goes to show, that even if there's snow on the roof, there can still be fire in the furnace." She says, "Well, then you'd better change filters. Both of the babies are black."
The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy asks.. "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch prick, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says, "Turner Brown!" Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn Around!"
A black boy is playing in the kitchen and he covers himself in flour. He goes up to his mother and says "Mummy, look at me! I'm not a little black boy anymore I'm a little white boy!" WHACK! His mum slaps him around the head, "Go and tell your Father what you just said!" So the little black boy, complete with sore cheek walks into the living room and says to his Father "Daddy look at me ! I'm not a little black boy any more I'm a little white boy!" WHACK! His father kicks him in the balls, "Go and tell your Gran what you just said!" So the little black boy hobbles into the garden and says to his Gran "Granny look at me ! I'm not a little black boy any more I'm a little white boy!" WHACK! His gran punches him in the nose and asks him what he has to say for himself. Standing there with blood pouring down his face, clutching his balls he says "I've only been a white boy for 5 minutes and already I hate niggers!"