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New State Slogans: Vermont: Yep
New State Slogans: Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
New State Slogans: Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
New State Slogans: Tennessee: The Educashun State
New State Slogans: Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
New State Slogans: Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity
New State Slogans: Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
New State Slogans: Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
New State Slogans: Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
New State Slogans: Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
New State Slogans: Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
New State Slogans: Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
New State Slogans: Nevada: Ladies of the Night and Poker!
New State Slogans: North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
New State Slogans: South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
New State Slogans: Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
New State Slogans: New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New State Slogans: Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
New State Slogans: Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
New State Slogans: Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
New State Slogans: New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New State Slogans: Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
New State Slogans: Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
New State Slogans: Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
New State Slogans: Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
New State Slogans: Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
New State Slogans: Texas: Si, Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English)
New State Slogans: West Virginia: One Big Happy Family ... Really!
New State Slogans: Oregon: Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner
New State Slogans: North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
New State Slogans: Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
New State Slogans: Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
New State Slogans: Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
New State Slogans: Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
New State Slogans: Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
New State Slogans: Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
New State Slogans: Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
New State Slogans: Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
New State Slogans: Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared!
New State Slogans: Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
New State Slogans: California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
New State Slogans: Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
New State Slogans: South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
New State Slogans: Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
New State Slogans: Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming? Because Nebraska sucks and Idaho blows.
New State Slogans: New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New State Slogans: Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
New State Slogans: New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney
New State Slogans: Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else
New State Slogans: Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
New State Slogans: Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large." Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, "We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows." The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those?" The Aussie, fed up with the Texan's bragging replies with an incredulous look, "What, don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas?"

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