Sex Jokes!What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horses ass? A Mechanic!
How they have sex: Computer operators get the most out of their software!
When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? When he eats his first Brownie!
Ben & Jerry's New Presidential (Clinton) Flavor: Chocolate Chip Doughboy
Why do women pierce their bellybutton? Place to hang their air freshener!
How is a pussy like a grapefruit? The best ones squirt when you eat them!
What's the speed limit of sex? 68 because at 69 you have to turn around!
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he is God's gift? Exchange him!
What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose!
How they have sex: Modem manufacturers do it with all sorts of characters!
Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet? It doesn't need cleaning!
Hey, what's sticky, white and falls from the sky? The cumming of the Lord
What do you call a bunch of men having sex with mannequins? Guys in dolls!
What's the difference between Viagra and Al Gore.....Viagra really works!
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls!
How do you know when a Barbie has her period? All your tic tacks are gone!
What's the definition of trust? Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob!
Did you know they just discovered a new use for sheep in New Zealand? Wool!
Why did God create alcohol? So ugly people would have a chance to have sex!
What's the difference between love and herpes? Love doesn't last forever!
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes!
What do you do in case of fallout? Put it back in and take shorter strokes!
What is the difference between "Oooh!" and "Aaah!"? About three inches!
What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other? WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!
Why do women have small feet? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink!
Hey, what's sticky, white and falls from the sky? The cumming of the Lord!
What did Adam say to Eve? Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!
Ben & Jerry's New Presidential (Clinton) Flavor: Pantsachio Subpoena Colada
What's gray, sits at the bed and takes the piss? A kidney dialysis machine!
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish market? Good morning girls!
What did the pedophile say when he got out of jail? I feel like a kid again!
What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal!
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish market? Good morning Girls!
What is the definition of a menstrual period? A bloody waste of fucking time!
What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass!
How to tell if your Viagra is working: They begin to call you "the tripod."
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? When his hand caught on fire!
How they have sex: Politicians do it for 4 years then have to get re-erected!
How they have sex: Bankers do it with interest - penalty for early withdrawal!
How did the gay break his leg at the golf course? He fell off the ball washer!
What is the difference between a female snowman and a male snowman? Snowballs!
What's the difference between a hamster and a cow? Cows survive the branding!
What do old women have between their breasts that young women don't? A navel!
What is the noisiest thing in the world? Two skeletons screwing on a tin roof.
What's the difference between a hamster and a cow? Cows survive the branding.
What is the noisiest thing in the world? Two skeletons screwing on a tin roof!
How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? Call her and tell her!
What is the lightest thing in the world? A penis...even a thought can raise it.
Bedroom Golf Rules: Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69!
What is the lightest thing in the world? A penis...even a thought can raise it!
What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye almost killed him!
What's the hardest thing about a sex change operation? Inserting the anchovies!
Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snow blower coming!
What can a lifesaver do for a woman a man can't? Cum in five different flavors!
How they have sex: Telephone company employees let their fingers do the walking!