Sardars Jokes!bald sardarjee? Bal-want Singh.
A Sikh scuba diver? Jull-under Singh.
A female Khalistan terrorist? Hard Kaur.
Khalistan's national song? Bande marte hum.
A better adapted Sikh diver? Jullunder Singh Gill
What do you call a Sikh female's boyfriend? A:Her Pal Singh
What does a sardarjee say to a whore? Whore Jee, Ki Hal Hai?
What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.
What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer? Just-beer Singh.
Who is he who has many publications to his credit? Journal Singh
Why can't Sardars make ice cubes? They always forget the recipe.
What do you call a sardar who has only one drink? Just-one Singh.
How did the Sardar try to kill the bird? He threw it off a cliff.
How can you tell when a Sardar sends you a fax? It has a stamp on it.
Who is that guy visiting the Golden Temple everyday? Har Mandir Singh.
Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes? Toes Go In First.
Why can't a Sardar dial 911? They can not find the eleven on the phone
How do you get Sardar on the roof? Tell him the drinks are on the house.
"Oh, look at the dead bird." Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?"
Why do Sardars work seven days a week? So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
Ques: Why was sardarji writing the exam near the door? Ans: Bcoz it was an entrance exam.
Sardarji is buying a TV. "Do you have color TVs?" "Sure." "Give me a green one, please."
What do Smart Sardar and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but you never see them.
Why can't Sadars dial nine-eleven (911) for emergency? They can not find the eleven on the phone.
What do smart Sardars and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but you never see them.
Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge? They're there for those who don't drink.
What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears? Trying to hold on to a thought.
What do you call a Sikh guy running towards the enemy camp with a white flag in his hand? Surrender Singh
What does a sardar do after taking a xerox? He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
A sardar wanted twins......... So what did he do? think.... . . think.... . . He made 2 holes in the condom.
Ques: Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what... Ans: To avoid side effect.
Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snow-man as opposed to a regular one? You have to hollow out the head.
Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite, nobody will be there. Girl goes at night & realy nobody was there.
SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to jail".
19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM. ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME IN A BIG GROUP OF 19? THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR ABOVE 18...
A sardar saw a beautiful girl. He went and kissed her. GIRL: "stupid,what are you doing...?" Sardar: "B.Com Final Year...."
Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver You This Packet Sardar:- Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it....
Why are Sardar secret agents the best in the world? Because even under torture they can't remember what they have been assigned to!
A crow shits on a Sardar. Sardarni hands over a tissue paper to Sardarji. Sardar says : "Ab kiski g**d pochun. Kauwa to udd gaya."
Did you hear about the sardar who is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It's for people who can't swim!
Why recently did so many surds get injured when they try to send a letter bomb? In order to be modern they want to send the bomb by fax.
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM, DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING? HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER
A sardarji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Why do Sardars have see-through lunch box lids? So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home.
Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab. Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..
Sardar: in my dreams rats play football evry night DR: take this tablet you will be ok Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final game
Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says... Drink quickly...... Wife asks why... Sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up...We must find & stop her!
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".
Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said 'I'm 1 yr elder to you'........... Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. WHY? because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"
Man: Sardarji where were u born? Sardarji: Punjab. Man: Which part? Sardar: "Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab."
A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Loss. Do you know what the business was? He opened a Hair Cutting Saloon in Punjab!