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A mute person goes into a shop and wants to purchase a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; How does he indicate what he wants? Answer: He opens his mouth and asks for it.
Bay of Bengal is in which state? Liquid!
What can you catch but not throw? A cold!
What do you fill with empty hands? Gloves!
What looks like half apple? The other half!
What goes up and never comes down? Your age!
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel!
I run, yet I have no legs. What am I? A nose!
What can you never eat for breakfast? Dinner!
The more there is, the less you see. Darkness!
Why don't lobsters share? They are shellfish!
No sooner spoken than broken. What is it? Silence!
What can fill a room but takes up no space? A light!
What has to be broken before it can be used? An egg!
Only two backbones and thousands of ribs. A railroad!
What do you serve that you can't eat? A tennis ball!
What kind of room has no windows or doors? A mushroom!
What goes up and down stairs without moving? A carpet!
The more you take the more you leave behind. Footsteps!
You can't keep this until you have given it. A promise!
What goes around the world and stays in a corner? A stamp!
What can go up and come down without moving? The temperature!
What happened when wheel was invented? It caused a revolution!
What kind of coat can be put on only when wet? A coat of paint!
What has a foot on each side and one in the middle? A yardstick!
What question can you never answer "yes" to? "Are you asleep?"
Take off my skin, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? An onion!
Give it food and it will live; give it water and it will die. Fire!
He has married many women but has never married. Who is he? A priest!
What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide? To hold cows together!
How can a man go eight days without sleep? No Probs, He sleeps at night!
You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I? A telephone!
Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. A match!
Remove the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, throw away the inside. Corn!
They come at night without being called and are lost in the day without being stolen. Stars!
A barrel of water weighs 20 pounds. What must you add to it to make it weigh 12 pounds? Holes!
Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, Even a river can't fill it up. What is it? A kitchen strainer!
If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it? A secret!
What do you throw out when you want to use it but take in when you don't want to use it? An anchor!
I look at you, you look at me, I raise my right, you raise your left. What is this object? A mirror!
If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? It will Wet or Sink as simple as that!
What can go up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up? (hint... chim chimminy) A: An umbrella.
It is weightless, you can see it, and if you put it in a barrel it will make the barrel lighter? A hole!
How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch? None, roosters don't lay eggs!
Light as a feather, there is nothing in it; the strongest man can't hold it for much more than a minute. Breath!
It has no top or bottom but it can hold flesh, bones, and blood all at the same time. What is this object? A ring!
How can you lift an elephant with one hand? It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand!
I went into the woods and got it, I sat down to seek it, I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. Splinter!
There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it? A: The word "incorrectly".
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps? River!
As I walked along the path I saw something with four fingers and one thumb, but it was not flesh, fish, bone, or fowl. Glove!
Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white?" or "The yolk of the egg is white?" Neither, the yolks are yellow!
If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? No time at all it is already built!
Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible? She lives in the Southern Hemisphere!
If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have? Very large hands!

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