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Sadly, all men are created equal...
What food describes most men? Jerky!
Men are proof even God makes mistakes!
Men's English: Nice dress! = Nice tits!
Men's English: I'm tired = I'm tired!
Men play the game. Women know the score!
When God made Man, she was just kidding!
Men of quality respect woman's equality!
Men's English: I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy!
Men's English: I'm hungry = I'm hungry!
Flies spread disease. Keep your's zipped!
Behind every great man is a puzzled woman.
Never say to a naked man, "Are you cold?'
Men are like computers... Size does matter!
Never say to a naked man, "What is that?'
Never say to a naked man, "Make it dance!'
What does a man call true love? An erection.
Man: What's your sign? Woman: Do not enter!
Never say to a naked man, "Ahh, it's cute!'
He is not a bad dancer. He is overly Caucasian!
What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy!
Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract!
Why do men die before their wives? They should!
Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands!
Never say to a naked man, "Were you neutered?'
He is not balding. He is in follicle regression!
Why do men die before their wives? They want to!
Never say to a naked man, "Aww, it's hiding!'
What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted!
Men? On the whole, I'd rather buy new batteries!
Men's English: I love you = Let's have sex now!
Never say to a naked man, "It looks so unused!'
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener!
Men are like.....Fires. They go out if unattended!
Never say to a naked man, "Who circumcised you?'
Never say to a naked man, "I hate baby-sitting!'
Reason to be thankful you are a man: "Baywatch!"
Behind every great man is a woman with a vibrator!
Men are like....Buses. They come every 15 minutes!
Husband: Want a quickie? Wife: As opposed to what?
Remember; you are known by the idiot you accompany!
Never say to a naked man, "Do you take steroids?'
Never say to a naked man, "What do you call this?'
Slogans for women's T-Shirts: And your point is...?
Men prefer dogs over women because...dogs like beer!
Why do women have breasts? So men will talk to them!
Nobody can call him a quitter. He always gets fired.
Never say to a naked man, "Never mind, why bother!'
Why do bachelors like smart women? Opposites Attract!
Reason to be thankful you are a man: "Child birth!"
Men's English: I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
Why do bachelors like smart women? Opposites Attract.
Men are like....Beer. The first sip is always bitter!
Never say to a naked man, "This explains your car!'
How do men define insomnia? Waking up every few days.
Men prefer dogs over women because...dogs don't cry!
Men prefer dogs over women because...dogs don't shop!
Never say to a naked man, "Oh no, a flash headache!'
Men prefer dogs over women because...dogs can't talk!
He is not a sex machine. He is romantically automated!
What's the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law!
What is a man's view of safe sex? A padded headboard!
Beer is better than a woman because hangovers go away!
Never say to a naked man, "Where's the rest of it?'
He is not a male chauvinist pig. He has swine empathy!
How can you tell if a man is aroused? He's breathing!
Men Rules: Always split aces and eights. No arguments!
Men are like....Teeth. You ignore them - you lose them!
Men approve of premarital sex until daughters are born!
Never say to a naked man, "Can I be honest with you?'
Beer is better than a woman because beer is never late!
Women are a pain in the ass. Men are a pain everywhere!

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