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How many Amish DITTCALB? "What's a light bulb?"
Q: How many witches does it take to change a light bulb? A: Into what?
How many Gemini does it take to change a light bulb? 2
How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb?
How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? Nun
How many Kabbalists does it take to change a light bulb? 261.
A: One. How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb?
How many dyslexics does it take to bulb a light change? A: Eno.
What if you have two dead bulbs? A: They replace your fuse box.
How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Nurse!
How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb? A: one.
What if you have *two* dead bulbs? A: They replace your fuse box.
How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb? A: One.
How many Brethren does it take to change a light bulb? A: Change?
How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb? A: CHANGE?
How many spies does it take to change a light bulb? A: Why bother?
How many Borg will it take to change a light bulb? A: All of them.
How many Taurus does it take to change a light bulb? What, me move?
How many Discordians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five Tons.
How many mutants does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two thirds.
How many XBox owners does it take to change a light bulb? Both of them.
How many Pisceans does it take to change a light bulb? What light bulb?
How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb? A: Change?
Why does it take 12 women with PMS to change a light bulb? JUST BECAUSE!!
How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb? What's a light bulb?
How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: How many?
How many Prolog programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: False.
How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: All of them.
How many Amish does it take to screw in a light bulb? What is a light bulb?
How many Proteans does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many will fit?
Why did the lightbulb cross the road? A: Because it saw 2 elephants coming.
How many Aries does it take to change a light bulb? They changed it already.
How many Pisceans does it take to change a light bulb? A: What's light bulb?
How many cops does it take to screw n a light bulb? None. It turned itself in.
How does Ozzy Osbourne change a light bulb? A: First he bites off the old one.
How many FORTRAN programs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1.00000000001
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. It turned itself in.
How many alt.tla readers does it take to change a light bulb? A: One-no! Six is!
How many Erisians does it take to change a light bulb? "How many have we got?"
How many Scorpios does it take to change a light bulb? None. They LIKE the dark.
How many Discordians does it take to screw in a light bulb? a blue fish Tuesday.
How many Pisceans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Huh? The light's out?
How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: That's electric's job
How many Matrix fans does it take to change a light bulb? None. There's no bulb.
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: How many can you afford?
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. What are you, stupid?
How many Fam-Trads does it take to change a light bulb? Ask your OWN grandmother!
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? A: Who who wants to know?
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. It turned itself in.
How many alt.fan.douglas-adams readers does it take to change a light bulb? A: 42.
How many lightbulbs does it take to change a dyslexic? A: One. It isn't too easy.
How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Define "lightbulb".

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