Kids Jokes!What pie can fly? A magpie!
What color is a burp? Burple!
What pal has a pen? A pen pal.
What do bees chew? Bumble gum!
What is a myth? A female moth!
What do parrots eat? Polyfilla!
What do corn wear to bed? Silk!
What day do fish hate? Fry-day!
What colour is a hiccup? Burple!
What do frogs drink? Hot croako!
What did Delaware? A New Jersey!
Who sits on babies? A babysitter.
How to fleas travel? Itch hiking!
What is a polygon? A dead parrot!
What runs but never walks? Water!
What do toads drink? Croaka-cola!
What is brown and sticky? A stick!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 789.
What did Delaware? Her New Jersey!
What do frogs drink? Croak-a-Cola!
Why did the ant-elope? Nobody gnu!
What's green and loud? A froghorn!
What bow can't be tied? A rainbow!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 789!
What do whales eat? Fish and ships!
What has bark, but no bite? A tree.
What has two legs and flies? A pig!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Where do ants eat? At a restaur-ant.
Who built the ark? I have Noah idea!
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
What do chickens grow on? Eggplants!
What has a bottom at its top? A leg!
What do call a bear with no ears? B!
What is a baby bee? A little humbug!
Can April March? No, but August May!
Who tells chicken jokes? Comedihens!
What do frogs do with paper? Rip-it!
What cheese is made backwards? Edam?
Why do cats chase birds? For a lark!
What breaks when you say it? Silence!
Where do cows go on holiday? Moo York
Where do fish wash? In a river basin!
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
What has a bark, but no bite? A tree.
Where are chicks born? In Chick-cago.
Who stole the soap? The robber ducky!
How do chickens dance? Chick to chick!
What do stylish frogs wear? Jumpsuits!
What flower grows on your face? Tulips!