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What is Iraq's national bird? Duck.
I'm sick to death of getting calls, emails and texts since my dog savaged a Pakistani to death. For the last time...my dog is not for sale!
What is the Talibuttheads national bird? Duck.
What is the best Iraqi job? Foreign ambassador.
How do you play Iraqi bingo? B-52 ... F-16 ... B-52
What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad? Two days.
What is the Iraqi air force motto? I came, I saw, Iran.
What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan? Two days.
How do you play Talibutthead bingo? B-52...F-16...B-1...
What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common? Nothing, yet.
What do Salami Bin Coward and Hiroshima have in common? Nothing - "yet".
Why does Salami Bin Coward carry a Turd in his pocket? It's his photo ID.
Why don't Salami Bin Coward's people eat turd sandwiches? They hate bread.
Actual Quotes From the Iraqi Information Minister: "The louts of colonialism."
Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats? So they can see their Air Force.
What's the difference between the Talibuttheads and a bucket of crap? The bucket.
How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone? Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Actual Quotes From the Iraqi Information Minister: Britain "is not worth an old shoe."
What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common? They both have Kurds in their Whey.
Actual Quotes From the Iraqi Information Minister: "Their casualties and bodies are many."
How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They can't turn them on anyway.
Actual Quotes From the Iraqi Information Minister: "Surrender or be burned in their tanks."
Actual Quotes From the Iraqi Information Minister: "We have them surrounded in their tanks"
How is Salami Bin Coward like Fred Flintstone? Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Anti-war slogans that have appeared on buttons and signs at recent anti-war protests: Buck Fush!
Actual Quotes From the Iraqi Information Minister: "We will welcome them with bullets and shoes."
Anti-war slogans that have appeared on buttons and signs at recent anti-war protests: No More BuSh.
Actual Quotes From the Iraqi Information Minister: "No I am not scared and neither should you be!"
Actual Quotes From the Iraqi Information Minister: "They will be burnt. We are going to tackle them"
Actual Quotes From the Iraqi Information Minister: "Washington has thrown their soldiers on the fire"
Actual Quotes From the Iraqi Information Minister: "Our initial assessment is that they will all die"
Actual Quotes From the Iraqi Information Minister: "There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!"
Anti-war slogans that have appeared on buttons and signs at recent anti-war protests: Peace Takes Brains.
Actual Quotes From the Iraqi Information Minister: "My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all"
Anti-war slogans that have appeared on buttons and signs at recent anti-war protests: Drop Bush, Not Bombs
Anti-war slogans that have appeared on buttons and signs at recent anti-war protests: Who Would Jesus Bomb?
Anti-war slogans that have appeared on buttons and signs at recent anti-war protests: Power to the Peaceful
Anti-war slogans that have appeared on buttons and signs at recent anti-war protests: Resistance is Fertile.
Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? You only have to teach them to take off.
Actual Quotes From the Iraqi Information Minister: "We blocked them inside the city. Their rear is blocked"
Why don't the Talibuttheads have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day? The camels can't handle it.
Anti-war slogans that have appeared on buttons and signs at recent anti-war protests: Go Solar, not Ballistic.
Anti-war slogans that have appeared on buttons and signs at recent anti-war protests: How many Lives per Gallon?
Anti-war slogans that have appeared on buttons and signs at recent anti-war protests: Read between the Pipelines
Anti-war slogans that have appeared on buttons and signs at recent anti-war protests: Don't Arm a Son of a Bush
Anti-war slogans that have appeared on buttons and signs at recent anti-war protests: Another patriot for peace.
Actual Quotes From the Iraqi Information Minister: "I blame Al-Jazeera - they are marketing for the Americans!"
Actual Quotes From the Iraqi Information Minister: "These cowards have no morals. They have no shame about lying"
Anti-war slogans that have appeared on buttons and signs at recent anti-war protests: Say can you see my democracy?
Anti-war slogans that have appeared on buttons and signs at recent anti-war protests: Negotiation Not Annihilation.
Actual Quotes From the Iraqi Information Minister: Of U.S. troops: "They are most welcome. We will butcher them."
Actual Quotes From the Iraqi Information Minister: "God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis."
Anti-war slogans that have appeared on buttons and signs at recent anti-war protests: Smart weapons, Dumb president.
Anti-war slogans that have appeared on buttons and signs at recent anti-war protests: One nation under surveillance.
Anti-war slogans that have appeared on buttons and signs at recent anti-war protests: Start Drafting SUV Drivers Now.
Actual Quotes From the Iraqi Information Minister: "We will push those crooks, those mercenaries back into the swamp"
Actual Quotes From the Iraqi Information Minister: About Bush and Rumsfeld: "Those only deserve to be hit with shoes."

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