Insults!Damn not you again!
Her slinky is kinked!
No grain in her silo!
A room temperature IQ.
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He is as smart as bait.
Earth is full. Go home!
He's all foam, no beer!
She's as smart as bait!
Are your parents siblings?
He is surfing in Nebraska.
His deck has no face cards!
Fell out of the family tree.
Bright as Alaska in December.
He's all hat, and no cattle!
Yo mama middle name is Rambo!
His receiver is off the hook.
One neuron short of a synapse.
She's deaf, dumb, and blonde!
Yo mama twice the man you are!
He would argue with a signpost!
He fell out of the family tree!
He would argue with a signpost.
Yo mama so fat it's not funny!
He forgot to pay his brain bill.
The cheese slid off his cracker!
I'm not here... but yo mama is!
He's got a room temperature IQ!
The cheese slid off his cracker.
He forgot to pay his brain bill!
He's a few links shy of a chain!
He's as sharp as a bowling ball!
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle!
He's a couplet short of a sonnet!
I bet your mother has a loud bark!
Yo mama so old she farts out dust!
He's a few ears short of a bushel.
Yo mama's so old, she watches PBS!
In a battle of wits she's unarmed!
Yo mama so fat she throws up gravy!
He's not running on all thrusters.
She's one song short of a musical!
Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper!
He's a few ears short of a bushel!
Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
He's not running on all thrusters!
Sit down and give your mind a rest.
Yo mama so fat she could sell shade!
Her sewing machine's out of thread!
Yo mama so old her birthday expired!
I'm not mean. You're just a sissy!
Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut!
Her sewing machine's out of thread.
Yo mama so poor she tried soul food!
I love you more today than tomorrow!
Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
She has a wash and wear bridal gown!
Yo mama so ugly, her web cam cracked!
Yo mama so fat she ate the Milky Way!
Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
Yo mama's so fat, she freebases ham!
He's a few feet short of the runway!
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Yo Momma so poor she drives a peanut!
He's a few clowns short of a circus!
He's been working with glue too much.
There is no vaccine against stupidity!
Yo mama's so ugly her shadow gave up!
He's been working with glue too much!
Yo mama so fat I get lost around here!
He's a few peas short of a casserole!
Yo mama like a 747 - a 3 man cock pit!