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He who hesitates is lost. Proverb.
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Fortune favors the brave. Publius Terence.
He who dares nothing need hope for nothing.
The journey is the reward. Chinese Proverb.
They can because they think they can. Virgil.
Constant dripping hollows out a stone. Lucretius.
The best way out is always through. Robert Frost.
Impatience never commanded success. Edwin H. Chapin.
Don't follow your dreams; chase them. Richard Dumb.
Inspiration and genius--one and the same. Victor Hugo.
The power of imagination makes us infinite. John Muir.
Every artist was first an amateur. Ralph Waldo Emerson.
Your current safe boundaries were once unknown frontiers.
You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your mind.
Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. George Herbert
Victory belongs to the most persevering. Napoleon Bonaparte.
Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. Euripides.
If you aren't going all the way, why go at all? Joe Namath.
Let thy words be few. Ecclesiastes 5:2 from Words of Wisdom.
For hope is but the dream of those that wake. Matthew Prior.
To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first. Shakespeare.
Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does. William James.
To win without risk is to triumph without glory. Pierre Corneille.
Courage faces fear and thereby masters it. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. Voltaire.
A coward gets scared and quits. A hero gets scared, but still goes on.
Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. Albert Einstein.
Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up. Jesse Jackson.
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. Ralph Waldo Emerson.
Men do less than they ought, unless they do all they can. Thomas Carlyle.
No great man ever complains of want of opportunities. Ralph Waldo Emerson.
The challenge is not to manage time, but to manage ourselves. Steven Covey.
One hundred percent of the shots you don't take don't go in. Wayne Gretzky.
The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. Aristotle Onassis.
If you don't have confidence, you'll always find a way not to win. Carl Lewis.
Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. Robert Collier.
If you would create something, you must be something. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe.
Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash. George S. Patton.
When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. Thomas Jefferson.
First say to yourself what you would be; and then do what you have to do. Epictetus.
Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm. Winston Churchill.
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall. Confucius.
We are still masters of our fate. We are still captains of our souls. Winston Churchill.
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit. Aristotle.
If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. St. Clement of Alexandra.
Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. Benjamin Disraeli.
A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song. Maya Angelou.
Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. William B. Sprague.
The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. Henry W. Longfellow.
There is only one success--to be able to spend your life in your own way. Christopher Morley.
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. Albert Einstein.
Failures do what is tension relieving, while winners do what is goal achieving. Dennis Waitley.
Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must first be overcome. Samuel Johnson.
To dare is to lose one's footing momentarily. To not dare is to lose oneself. Soren Kierkegaard.
Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. Thornton Wilder.

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