TickCo Premium Seating


120x90




Free body type guide - 125x125


To submit a joke for inclusion on this website, please use the form below. Simply add your name or email address, the joke, and then hit the "SUBMIT" button! Your joke will be added to these pages! Enjoy the website!

Submit Jokes Here!

Hockey Jokes!

Cool use for a Zamboni: Tie rookies up and drag them around the rink.
Things worse than Pronger breaking his ankle: The Montreal Canadiens!
Movies now playing at the Blues Cineplex: Like Campbell For Chocolate!
Signs your uniforms aren't the best: Your new nickname is the Cheifs!
Top hockey golie gifts: Clothing that brings out the color of bruises.
Hockey terms Canadians should know: Rink-- Weekend hangout for parents!
Signs you household name recognition is low: You play for the LA Kings!
Things grant Fuhr says to Wing players: Stay away from my wife, Shanny!
Advantages of being a hockey goaltender: Halloween costume? No problem!
Least popular items at The Blue Note Sports Shop: Book of dental X-rays!
Things worse than Pronger breaking his ankle: Danny Quayle as President!
Things Bob Bassen hears during a game: "Don't mind this elbow, punk."
Cool use for a Zamboni: Provides a moving target for slap-shot practice!
Reason Florida Panters are for sale: 10,000 empty seats can't be wrong!
Kevin Steven's pickup lines: Hey, let me show what we mean by "icing."
Disadvantages of being a hockey goaltender: Letting those beach balls in.
Claude Lemieux's "To do list" before the playoffs: Sharpen his sticks!
You know your new teammate is a rookie when...He actually follows curfew!
Reasons why they score on you: Yeah, like you would get in front of that!
Signs your uniforms aren't the best: They were designed by Calvin Klein!
Cool use for a Zamboni: "I just need it to smooth off my lake at home!"
Comments from Washington Capitals fans: Uninspired? Like Al Gore on smack!
Songs on the Blues CD: If Loving You Is Pronger, I Don~t Want To Be Right!
Things Carolinians do instead of watching hockey: Have sex with relatives!
Things grant Fuhr says to Wing players: Uh, is it Hockeytown or Murdertown?
Annoying things about playing in Buffalo: New-Jersey-Devil-Wannabe Uniforms!
Reasons hockey is catching on in Texas: Roger Staubach gave it his blessing!
Reasons why they score on you: Was still laughing at that last top ten list.
Reason hockey is better than sex: It's legal to play hockey professionally!
Reason hockey is better than sex: You can count on it at least twice a week!
You know your new teammate is a rookie when...He asks, "When is Nap Time?"
Things Carolinians do instead of watching hockey: Compare tattoo infections!
Kevin Steven's pickup lines: Sweets, how much for ten minutes of misconduct?
Hockey terms Canadians should know: Score-- See Offside--Also see "Traded!"
Reasons Phoenix Coyote fans wear white: They all want to look like Towel Boy.
Cool use for a Zamboni: "Just wait until the next time Coach makes me mad!"
You know the fans will be out of hand when...Mosh pit starts between periods!
You know you've been in the minors too long when...your name is Brent Fedyk!
What about Sabres winger Miroslov Satan? Shouldn't he be a New Jersey Devil?
Things worse than Pronger breaking his ankle: Harry York dating your daughter!
Top religious promotions we would like to see: See The Dalai Lama Naked Night!
Annoying things about playing in Buffalo: Fans get nauseous watching you play!
You know the fans will be out of hand when...fans boo the 3 Stars of the Game!
You know the fans will be out of hand when...you are in Madison Square Garden!
Movies now playing at the Blues Cineplex: Butch Poeschek And The Sundance Kid!
Things worse than Pronger breaking his ankle: Anything starring Oprah The Pig!
Hockey terms Canadians should know: PIMs-- Rating system for unskilled players!
Kevin Steven's pickup lines: Baby, you got game! And I got five hundred bucks!
Things grant Fuhr says to Wing players: Not bad for a guy who's washed up, eh?
Reason hockey is better than sex: You can tell your friends about it afterwards!
Hockey terms Canadians should know: Play by Play-- Break between TV commercials!
Reasons hockey is catching on in Texas: Tom Hicks bought them a pretty good team!
Ways the NHL could award losing teams with one point: Their uniforms look cooler.
Comments from Washington Capitals fans: Slow? Abe Polin could have skated faster!
Signs your uniforms aren't the best: A kid says you look like the Power Rangers!
Reason hockey is better than sex: A two-on-one or a three-on-one is not uncommon!
Cool use for a Zamboni: "Aw Coach, I was just doing my Jeff Gordon impression!"

Page 1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9

TickCo Premium SeatingNHL Hockey TicketsRazorGator - Buy Hard-To-Get TicketsBuy Sports Tickets at RazorGatorBuy NCAA Football Tickets at RazorGatorBuy NCAA Basketball Tickets at RazorGatorGet Devils Gear at SportsFanfare.com


Send free text messages!
Please enter a cell phone number:

NO Dashes - Example: 7361829726

Please choose your recipient's provider: