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Songs on the Blues CD: Twist & Shout!
Songs on the Blues CD: Like A Turgeon!
Songs on the Blues CD: Bat Out Of Hull!
Ways to pronounce Quenneville: Clavicle!
Songs on the Blues CD: Akuna Matteau-Ta!
Ways to pronounce Quenneville: Guinivere!
Ways to pronounce Quenneville: Chamomile!
Ways to pronounce Quenneville: Guacamole!
Ways to pronounce Quenneville: Keenan Evil!
Songs on the Blues CD: Courtnall California!
Ways to pronounce Quenneville: Evil Knievel!
Ways to pronounce Quenneville: Cunnilingual!
Songs on the Blues CD: Folsom Persson Blues!
Ways to pronounce Quenneville: Queen Latifa!
Ways to pronounce Quenneville: Killing Field!
Ways to pronounce Quenneville: Ken'l Ration!
Ways to pronounce Quenneville: Coupe de Ville!
Songs on the Blues CD: Inna Gadda Da Kravchuk!
Ways to pronounce Quenneville: Cruella de Ville!
Reasons why they score on you: Sun got in my eyes!
Songs on the Blues CD: Like A Campbell In The Wind!
Songs on the Blues CD: Ghost Track: Murphyritaville!
Kevin Steven's pickup lines: Hi, I'm Wayne Gretzky!
Hockey terms Canadians should know: Pass-- See Offside!
Reason hockey is better than sex: It lasts a full hour!
Songs on the Blues CD: (Looks Like We Got Us A) Conroy!
Things Bob Bassen hears during a game: Bells, what else?
Movies now playing at the Blues Cineplex: Sargeant York!
Songs on the Blues CD: Parsley, Sage, Momesso, and Thyme!
Songs on the Blues CD: Petrovicky Don~t Lose That Number!
Reason hockey is better than sex: The puck is always hard!
Movies now playing at the Blues Cineplex: Midnight Conroy!
Cool use for a Zamboni: Do donuts at the face-off circles!
Movies now playing at the Blues Cineplex: No Better Blues!
Reason hockey is better than sex: Periods last only 20 min!
Cool use for a Zamboni: Get a couple of them and drag race!
Movies now playing at the Blues Cineplex: Bye Bye Bergevin!
Kevin Steven's pickup lines: Are those all your real teeth?
Things Bob Bassen hears during a game: "Here comes a Scud!"
Kevin Steven's pickup lines: Wanna meet little Lord Stanley?
Movies now playing at the Blues Cineplex: Torch Song Turgeon!
Movies now playing at the Blues Cineplex: Last Of The MacInnis!
Least popular items at The Blue Note Sports Shop: Box o' Teeth!
Things worse than Pronger breaking his ankle: Nuclear holocaust!
Least popular items at The Blue Note Sports Shop: $20 six-packs!
Pet peeves of hockey goaltenders: Frostbite caused by leg split!
Advantages of being a hockey goaltender: Two Words: Bigger Stick.
Movies now playing at the Blues Cineplex: Texas Chainsaw McAlpine!
Comments heard at the NHL All-Star game: Thank God I bet the over!
Kevin Steven's pickup lines: You got the Vezina trophy I'm after!
Movies now playing at the Blues Cineplex: Taking Of Pellerin 1-2-3!
Movies now playing at the Blues Cineplex: Pronger's Big Adventure!
Things Carolinians do instead of watching hockey: Brush their tooth!
Movies now playing at the Blues Cineplex: Persson In The Springtime!
Top hockey golie gifts: Gift certificate for mental health services.
Reason hockey is better than sex: Your parents cheer when you score!
Ways Scotty Bowman spent time while healing: Two words: Jack Daniels!
Things Grant Fuhr says to Wing players: He shoots! He doesn't score!
Things Grant Fuhr says to Wing players: Cry me a river you damn baby!

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