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Helen Keller Jokes!

What's helen keller's favorite color? Black!
What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro!
What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Corduroy!
Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead!
What does Helen Keller call the closet? Disneyworld!
Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's a woman!
What did Helen Keller name her dog? )(*($#498@@j.,m^;
How did she burn her fingers? Reading the waffle iron!
Why was Helen Keller's leg wet? Her dog was blind too!
How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date!
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Her dog was blind too!
What's this (slowly waving fingers)? Helen Keller moaning!
How did Helen Keller pierce her ear? Answering the stapler!
How come Helen Keller can't have kids? Because she's DEAD!
Why does she wear skin tight pants? So you can read her lips!
If Helen Keller fell down in the woods, would she make a sound?
How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? Break her fingers!
Have you seen a picture of Helen Keller's dad? Neither has she!
What was Helen Keller's favorite childhood game? Musical Chairs!
Define true love. Hellen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
How did Helen Keller pick her eyes out? She shouted hysterically!
How did HK get poke marks on her face? Learning to eat with a fork!
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She answer the iron!
Why did Helen Keller go crazy? She was trying to read a stucko wall!
What's Helen Keller's favorite movie? Around the Block in 80 days!
Why were Helen Kellers hands purple? She heard it thru the grapevine!
How did Helen Keller burn her face? She was bobbing for french fries!
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They left the plunger in!
Why does Helen Keller wear skin tight pants? So you can read her lips!
What did she do when she fell down the well? Screamed her fingers off!
How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? Stuck doorknobs to the walls!
How did Helen Keller drive herself crazy? Trying to read a stucco wall!
How did Helen Keller break her arms? Trying to read road signs at 40mph!
What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Polio! She had everything else!
How do you punish Helen Keller? By rearranging the living-room furniture!
How did Helen Keller break her arm in the car? Trying to read stop signs!
How did Helen Keller burn her hands? She was trying to read a waffle iron!
Why is all of Helen Keller's face burnt? She was bobbing for french fries!
How does Helen Keller drive? One hand on the wheel and one hand one the road!
How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They left the plunger in the toilet!
What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? Gave her bird-seed to read!
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? So she can moan with the other!
Why did Helen Keller cross the road? What, like she know's where she's going?
How many kids did Helen Keller have? NONE! The plunger went all the way through!
Did you know that Helen Keller had a dollhouse in the backyard? Neither did she!
What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? Put Saran Wrap on the toilet!
What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? Glued doorknobs to the walls!
Have you heard of the new Helen Keller doll? Wind it up and it walks into walls!
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well? She screamed her hands off!
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? She needs the other to moan with!
How come she didn't scream when she fell off the cliff? She was wearing mittens!
Why didn't Helen Keller change her baby's diaper? So she could always find him!
What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? Washed her hands out with soap!
What's the name of Helen Keller's favorite book? "Around the block in 80 Days!"
Where do Helen Keller's parents have her go when there's company over? Disneyworld
Why can't Hellen Keller jump out of an airplane? It scares the shit out of her dog.
What do you call a tennis match between helen keller and stevie wonder? Endless love!
How come Helen Keller didn't scream when she fell off the cliff? She was wearing mittens!
How do you punish Helen Keller? Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner!
What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her for swearing? Washed her hands with soap!
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? You would too if your name was 'Urghrrghrghr!'
How did Helen Keller's teachers punish her for talking in class? They made her wear mittens!
Why did Helen Keller have yellow fingers? From whispering sweet-nothings in her boyfriends ear!
Did you hear about the new Helen Keller Doll? You wind her up and she bumps into the furniture!
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well? She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue!
What did Helen Keller say to the shop assistant when she knocked over a product-display in the store? Just looking!
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman! No seriously why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!
What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? Put her in a round room and told her there's a penny in the corner!
How did Helen Keller burn her face? By answering the iron! How did she burn the other side of her face? They called back!
Who is the cruelest man in the world? The guy who raped Helen Keller, then cut off her hands so she couldn't scream for help!
How do you torture Helen Keller? Rearrange the furniture. Glue doorknobs to the walls Put her in a round room and told her there's a penny in the corner Put Saran Wrap on the toilet!
What do you call a tennis match between helen keller and stevie wonder? Endless love What did Helen Keller say to the shop assistant when she knocked over a product-display in the store? Just looking!
Q: What did HK's parent's do to punish her? 1. Rearranged the furniture 2. Left the plunger in the toilet bowl 3. Put her in a round room and told her there's a penny in the corner 4. Washed her hands with soap 5. Gave her bird-seed to read.

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