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Homer Simpson Quotes!

"D'oh!!!"
Save me, Jeebus!
"Mmmm, free goo."
Sweet Merciful Crap!
C'mere you butterball.
God bless those pagans.
There's a New Mexico?!?
... lousy lovable dog ...
"Ignore the boy, Lord."
Does whisky count as beer?
Hahahahaha, I'm so funny.
"God bless those pagans."
Lisa do I have my pants on?!
How about 'Screw Flanders'?
Ahh burn it, send it to hell!
The food was not undelicious.
Homer: God bless those pagans.
Nuts and gum, together at last!
FORGET IT MARGE! ITS CHINATOWN!
Mmmmm... reprocessed pig fat...
Did somebody say 'Num Num'???
Do I know what rhetorical means?
How many pounds are in a gallon?
What the hey, I'll take the job.
I hope I didn't brain my damage.
Ooh! The magic is made of chimps.
No! No-no-no-no-no-no! Well, yes.
I hope I didn't brain my damage!
The strong must protect the sweet.
What's keeping Joan Rivers alive?
Marge, it's uter-us not uter-you.
Boy, everyone is stupid except me.
I wish God were alive to see this.
Wait a minute. I'm a guy like me!
Extended warranty? How can I lose?
Unlike most of you, I am not a nut.
Dear God, just give me one channel.
Ooh! sensory depravation kicks ass!
Homer no function beer well without.
Internet! Is that thing still around?
Operator! Give me the number for 911!
Thank YOU for getting me out of work.
Homer: See you in hell, dinner plate!
"No! No no no no no no! Well, yes."
Mmmmmm - 52 slices of American cheese.
Awww, 20 dollars?!? I wanted a peanut.
But I was going to loot you a present.
Jesus, Alla, Buddha ... I love you all!
"Unlike most of you, I am not a nut."
If he is so smart, how come he is dead?
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, you.
Hey, if you dont like it, go to Russia!
We'll be stealing from people we KNOW.
Trying is the first step toward failure.
Lord help me, I'm just not that bright.
Oh, they have Internet on computers now?

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