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What's the difference between a microwave and butt-fucking? Butt-fucking turns your meat brown!
Gay translator: He's kinda cute...means...I want to have sex with him till my penis turns blue!
How can you tell if a household is homosexual? The welcome mat reads 'Please wipe Your Knees!'
Did you hear about the faggot undertaker? He called his mates around to suck on a few cold ones!
You know you are gay when...you understand why the good lord didn't intend everyone to wear it!
Gay translator: I miss you so much...means...I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good.
Have you heard about the new gay television soap series? It's called 'Leave it, it's beaver!'
Why did the queer think his boyfriend was cheating on him? Because he kept coming home shitfaced!
You know you are gay when...you can explain the nuances between steady date, boyfriend and lover!
You know you are gay when...you know that being called a cheap slut isn't necessarily an insult!
How can you tell if your little boy will grow up to be homosexual? He likes to play Lick the Can!
How can you tell if a household is homosexual? The welcome mat reads: "Please wipe your knees!"
Did you know that 70% of the homo population was born that way? The other 30% were sucked into it!
Gay translator: I've been thinking a lot...means...You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.
You know you are gay when...you know that being called a "cheap slut" isn't actually an insult!
You know you are gay when...you can be in a crowded bar and still spot a toupee from 50 yards away!
Did you hear about the two queers who were in a telephone box? They were trying to ring each other!
You know you are gay when...you know where to find a meat rack and it ain't in your kitchen drawer!
You know you are gay when...when you hear "a stitch in time saves nine" you think of your grandma!
Gay translator: I really want to get to know you better...means...So I can tell my friends about it.
Why did the faggot take two aspirin with his viagra? So sex wouldn't be such a big pain in the ass!
You know you are gay when...you've called someone "girlfriend" who is neither a girl nor a friend!
Did you ever hear of the two Irish Poofters? Their names are Patrick Fitzhenry and Henry Fitzpatrick!
You know you are gay when...you can tell a woman you love her bathing suit and mean her bathing suit!
What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room? 100 people that don't do dick!
Why did the faggot take two aspirin with his viagra? So sex wouldn't be such a big pain in the arse!
You know you are gay when...you understand why the good lord did not intend everyone to wear spandex!
You know you are gay when...you understand the subtle differences between at least 20 brands of vodka!
Did you hear about the two fags who had an argument in a fag bar? They went outside to exchange blows!
You know you are gay when...when you hear "a stitch in time saves nine" you think of your face lift!
You know you are gay when...you know the way to a man's heart is not necessarily through his stomach!
What happened when three queers attacked a woman? Two of them held her down and the other did her hair!
Why are faggots always the first out of burning buildings? Because they already have their shit packed!
You know you are gay when...at any given instant, you can recite who was gay since the dawn of history!
You know you are gay when...nobody tells you what to do in bed...unless you tell them what to tell you!
Why are men like cars? Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming!
You know you are gay when...you can tell a woman she has lipstick on her teeth without embarrassing her!
You know you are gay when...when someone turns his back on you, you actually consider it an opportunity!
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course? He was playing with too many strokes!
You know you are gay when...you wouldn't dream of dressing out of the latest international male catalog!
Have you heard about the new breakfast cereal called Queerios? Pour milk on them and they eat themselves!
You know you are gay when...when you hear "a stitch in time saves nine" you think of John Wayne Bobbit!
How do you know you've walked into a homosexual church service? Only half the congregation are kneeling!
Did you hear about the two queers who had an argument in a gay bar? They went outside and exchanged blows!
What does a homo and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go, "WHOO! WHOO!"
You know you are gay when...you know that the most important part of a party's decor is the catering staff!
You know you are gay when...you can tell a woman you love her bathing suit, and truly mean her bathing suit!
What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken!
You know you are gay when...not only have you added spice to your life - sometimes you've added side dishes!
How many gays does it take 2 screw in a light bulb? One, as long as there's plenty of oil and he's careful!
What happened when three fags attack a women? Two of them held her down, and the other started doing her hair!
Why are faggots always the quickest out of a burning building? Because they've already got their shit packed!
What's the difference between a refridgerator and a fag? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!
How do you know that you have walked into a homosexual church service? Only half the congregation are kneeling!
What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12!

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