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What do fish use for money? Sand dollars!
An father and his educated son went on a camping/fishing trip. They set up their tent and fell asleep. An hour later, the father wakes his son and asks, "Look up to the sky and tell me what you see?" The son replies, "I see millions of stars." The father says, "What does that tell you?" The son replies, "Astronomically, it tells you that there are millions of planets and galaxies!" The father slaps his son and says, "We were robbed, you dumb ass!"
How do you talk to a fish? Drop it a line!
What did the fish say when it hit a wall? DAM
To argue on a fishing boat is to have de bait.
I only fish on dem derre days that ind wit -day.
What is the richest fish in the world? A goldfish
What is the fastest fish in the water? A motopike
Where do fish keep their money? In the river bank.
Why are fish so smart Because they swim in schools!
Where does a fish end-up when it flies? A magic carp
Why did the bass cross the road? Cause it was hooked!
What do you call a small fish magician? A magic carpet
What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall "Dam!"
Reason Why Boats Are Better Than Women: Boats last longer!
The way to communicate with the fish is to drop them a line.
Reason Why Boats Are Better Than Women: Boats curves never sag!
I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife...best trade I ever made!
Reason Why Boats Are Better Than Women: Boats don't get pregnant!
Reason Why Boats Are Better Than Women: Boats don't have parents!
I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife......best trade I ever made.
What is the difference between a fish and a piano? You can't tuna fish.
What is the definition of a 'Fisherman's Thumb' A temporary hook holder
Reason Why Boats Are Better Than Women: Boats don't care if you are late!
How do you tell if water is fresh. Yell at it. If it talks back, it's fresh.
Fishing is better than sex because there are no fishing-transmitted diseases!
Fishing rule: Fishing will do a lot for a man but it won't make him truthful!
Fishing rule: The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish!
Reason Why Boats Are Better Than Women: Boats always feel like going for a ride!
Fishing is better than sex because you don't have to hide your fishing magazines!
Reason Why Boats Are Better Than Women: You can ride a Boat any time of the month!
Reason Why Boats Are Better Than Women: You can share your Boat with your friends!
What is the definition of a 'live bait'? The biggest fish you will handle all day
Reason Why Boats Are Better Than Women: You can have a beer while riding your Boat!
Fishing rule: The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you!
What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain? Anything you like, he can't hear you.
I was glad when one fish got away. There just wasn't room in the boat for both of us!
How does the Captain of his vessel load his dishwasher? He gives his wifey a few beers.
Reason Why Boats Are Better Than Women: It's always ok to use tie downs on your Boats!
Reason Why Boats Are Better Than Women: Boats don't insult you if you are a bad boater!
Reason Why Boats Are Better Than Women: Boats only need their fluids changed every year!
"There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot."
Fishing is better than sex because the Ten Commandments don't say anything about fishing!
Reason Why Boats Are Better Than Women: If your Boat smokes, you can do something about it!
Reason Why Boats Are Better Than Women: Boats don't whine unless something is really wrong!
Fishing is better than sex because it's perfectly respectable to fish with a total stranger!
What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!
Reason Why Boats Are Better Than Women: Boats don't care about how many other Boats you have!
Fishing is better than sex because fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing!
Reason Why Boats Are Better Than Women: You don't have to take a shower before riding your Boat!
Reason Why Boats Are Better Than Women: If your Boat makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler!
Reason Why Boats Are Better Than Women: When riding, you and your Boat both arrive at the same time!
Why fishing is better than making love: Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.
Reason Why Boats Are Better Than Women: Boats don't care about how many other Boats you have ridden!
Reason Why Boats Are Better Than Women: You can't get diseases from a Boat you don't know very well!
Reason Why Boats Are Better Than Women: You can ride a Boat as long as you want and it won't get sore!

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