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How is the bad economy? Ben ate Jerry!
What Does AIG stand for? And It's Gone!
The economy is so bad my ATM gave me an IOU!
The economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges!
The economy is so bad Bill Gates switched to dial-up!
The economy is so bad Angelina had to adopt a highway!
The economy is so bad Bill Gates bought a lottery ticket!
The economy is so bad Oprah's show now airs once a week!
The economy is so bad Michael Phelps has to share a bong!
The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen!
The economy is so bad Motel Six won't leave the light on!
The economy is so bad Bill Gates had to switch to dial up!
The economy is so bad Martha Stewart collected food stamps!
The economy is so bad a picture is now only worth 200 words!
The economy is so bad I saw a polygamist with only one wife!
The economy is so bad I saw four CEOs playing miniature golf!
The economy is so bad that Jewish women are marrying for love!
The economy is so bad McDonalds is introducing the 1/4-Ouncer!
The economy is so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting!
The economy is so bad my cat sold my dog to a Chinese restaurant!
The economy is so bad Hot Wheels stock is trading higher than GM!
The economy is so bad Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America!
The economy is so bad the government took out the entire 2nd grade!
The economy is so bad I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail!
The economy is so bad they renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street!"
The economy is so bad they built an Indian reservation on a casino!
The economy is so bad that I saw someone using the sun to get a tan!
The economy is so bad I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal-Mart!
The economy is so bad Snoop Dogg had to start eating regular brownies!
The economy is so bad that even the terrorists are losing their homes!
The economy is so bad the Lone Ranger sold his silver bullets on Ebay!
The economy is so bad that the highest-paying job in town is jury duty!
The economy is so bad rapper 50 Cent had to change his name to 10 Cent!
The economy is so bad people in Africa are donating money to Americans!
Why are guys calling information in Bangkok? To save money on phone sex!
The economy is so bad hobos in Beverly Hills now have to drink tap water!
The economy is so bad Barack Obama changed his slogan to "Maybe We Can!"
The economy is so bad Jessica Simpson is wearing Bootleg Tony Romo Jerseys!
The economy is so bad I saw a man in Costco buying one roll of toilet paper!
How bad is the economy is Las Vegas? Hookers are taking jobs as snow blowers!
The economy is so bad that Roy's tigers are now eating him out of necessity!
The economy is so bad six of OctoMom's 14 kids are already working for Nike!
The economy is so bad that 7 of 10 houses on Sesame Street are in foreclosure!
The economy is so bad a van of legal Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico!
The economy is so bad Sarah Palin is only shooting moose for food, not for fun!
Why did the man think he saw a ghost on Halloween? A kid dressed up as a 401 (K)
How bad is the economy is Las Vegas? The tigers are eating Roy out of necessity!
How is the bad economy affecting Dr. Seuss? Now he's eating Green Eggs and Spam!
How bad is the economy is Las Vegas? A casino was turned into an Indian reservation!
How do you know when stocks are getting cheap? Wall Street is called Wal-Mart Street!
The economy is so bad I became a Pastafarian hoping that a meatball will appear to me!
The economy is so bad that Martha Stewart did a show on creative uses for food stamps!
The economy is so bad a certain celebutante changed her name to "Paris Holiday Inn!"
How bad is the economy is Las Vegas? Somali Pirates now run the Treasure Island Casino!
The economy is so bad American Airlines is charging $15 for each bag... under your eyes!
What new chapter are financial advisors forecasting for the American Economy? Chapter 11

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