Easter Jokes!Top 10 Reasons to Celebrate Easter: 10. You absolutely love the movie, "The Ten Commandments." 9. You look really, really good in yellow. 8. You just went on a low cholesterol diet and didn't want to waste all those eggs in the fridge. 7. You figure any Holiday that starts with a "Good Friday" can't be all bad. 6. You love to bite the heads off chocolate bunnies. 5. It's a good time to check out your neighborhood church and not be noticed. 4. You have this bunny suit you love to wear, but are too insecure to wear it without a reason. 3. Even though you don't know what it is, you really like the sound of going to a "Passion Play." 2. You figured since Jesus went to all THAT trouble to make it to the first Easter, you'd give it a shot. 1. As a Christian you celebrate the resurrection every other day, why not Easter too?
Once upon a time there was a man who was peacefully driving down a windy road. Suddenly, a bunny skipped across the road and the man couldn't stop. He hit the bunny head on. The man quickly jumped out of his car to check the scene. There, lying lifeless in the middle of the road, was the Easter Bunny. The man cried out, "Oh no! I have committed a terrible crime! I have run over the Easter Bunny!" The man started sobbing quite hard and then he heard another car approaching. It was a woman in a red convertible. The woman stopped and asked what the problem was.The man explained, "I have done something horribly sad. I have run over the Easter Bunny. Now there will be no one to deliver eggs on Easter, and it's all my fault." The woman ran back to her car. A moment later, she came back carrying a spray bottle. She ran over to the motionless bunny and sprayed it. The bunny immediately sprang up, ran into the woods, stopped, and waved back at the man and woman. Then it ran another 10 feet, stopped, and waved. It then ran another 10 feet, stopped, and waved again. It did this over and over and over again until the man and the woman could no longer see the bunny. Once out of sight, the man exclaimed, "What is that stuff in that bottle?" The woman replied, "It's harespray. It revitalizes hare and adds permanent wave."
How do you post a bunny? Hare mail
How does Easter end? With the letter R!
What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain!
How does the Easter Bunny travel? By hare plane!
Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken!
What do you call a bunny with a large brain? Egghead!
Why did the bunny go to the dance? To do the bunny hop!
What does a bunny use when it goes swimming? A hare-net.
How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter? Hoppy Easter
What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit? Cheer up!
How do you make a rabbit stew? Make it wait for three hours!
Knock knock, Who's there? Esther, Esther who? Esther Bunny!
How does a rabbit keep his fur looking good? With hare spray!
What kinds of books do bunnies like? Ones with hoppy endings!
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? A bunion
How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a hare-dryer!
How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat? With a hare brush!
What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes? A funny bunny!
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? EGG-xercise and HARE-robics!
Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke? It might crack up!
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day!
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
What did the rabbit say to the carrot? It's been nice gnawing you!
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana!
What did the rabbits do after their wedding? Went on their bunnymoon!
What's the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? Hare mail!
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs (X) marks the spot!
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has four rabbits' feet
What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies!
How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade? He said it was eggs-cellent!
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A hot cross bunny.
Why can't a rabbit's nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose? His powder puff is on the wrong end.
How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? Because it has four rabbit's feet!
Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose? Because the powder puff is on the other end!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
Is it true that bunnies have good eyesight? Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you?
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after!
Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered? Because he was eggo-centric!
How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket? Only one. After that it's not empty any more!
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rabbit? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots!
What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a crazy rabbit? One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny!
After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later the rooster walked in saw all the colored eggs, then stormed outside and killed the peacock.