Dead Baby Jokes!What do you call a baby on a stick? A Kebabie!
What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan!
How do you make a baby walk? Cut off its hands!
How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2.
How do you spoil a baby? Leave it out in the sun!
How do you save a baby from drowning? Harpoon it!
What's grosser than that? He goes back for more!
What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole!
How do you get them out again? With tortilla chips!
How do you get 10 babies into a bowl? With a blender!
How do you get ten babies into a bowl? With a blender!
What is red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion!
What's red and dances all around? A baby on a barbecue!
What is blue and knocks on glass? A baby in a fish tank!
What's sicker than driving over a baby? Skidding on one!
What's present do you get for a dead baby? A dead puppy!
What is a sure way to stop a baby from crying? With an axe!
What is better than a dead baby? The revoked child-support!
Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because he was dead!
What's grosser than that? He has to eat his way to freedom!
What is red and swings back and forth? A baby on a meat hook.
What is red, yellow and screams? A peeled baby in lemon juice!
What is blue and sits in the corner? A baby in a plastic bag!
What does a bum call a dead baby in a dumpster? A Freeloader!
What is brown and keeps its juices in? A baby in an oven bag!
What's grosser than gross? A garbage can full of dead babies!
What wiggles spits and is covered in shit? An inside out baby!
Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken!
Why did the toddler drop it's lollipop? It was hit by a truck!
What's grosser than that? The one at the bottom is still alive!
What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor!
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
What has 4 legs and one arm? A Doberman on a child's playground!
What squeals and goes around at 100mph? A baby in an electric fan!
What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth!
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of its head!
How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower!
What is green and sits in a corner? The same baby, six weeks later.
What's red and goes round and round? A baby in a garbage disposal!
What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Crib death!
What is small, and red, and full of holes? A baby on a bed of nails!
What have you got when you strap a dead baby to each foot? Slippers!
Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because it had no arms or legs!
What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby get for Christmas? Cancer!
Why is it so hard to play with dead babies? The parts keep coming off!
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more!
What has four wheels, smokes and squeals? A bus load of babies on fire!
What bounces up and down at 100mph? A baby tied to the back of a truck!
What's more fun than stapling babies to a wall? Ripping them off again!
What do you call a bunch of retarded babies in a bathtub? Vegetable stew!
What is pink and red and sits in a corner? A baby chewing on razor blades!
What's more fun than a barrel of dead babies? Sticking pins in their eyes!
Why didn't they crucify baby Jesus? I don't know why they didn't either!
Why is there always hot water at childbirth? In case of a stillbirth, soup!
What do you do with 4 dead babies and a sheet of glass? Make a coffee table!
What is Baskin Robin's flavor of the month this month? Blue Baby Cheesecake!
Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones? Because they're hand made!
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying in a ditch? Phil.