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Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4:00pm EST, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Walking around your block for one hour, in groups, is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not of the Muslim Fundamentalist persuasion and to demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude women, other than their wife, and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol consumption, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof that you are not a Muslim extremist. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out these terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. Thank you!
I'm blonde whats your excuse?
I'm out like a blonde in trig!
How do blonde brain cells die? Alone!
How do you plant dope? Bury a blonde!
Blonde Terminology: Vein -- conceited!
What will she ask you? "Is it mine?"
Blonde Terminology: Fester -- quicker!
What does a blonde owl say? What, what?
Blonde Terminology: Colic -- sheep dog!
Blonde Terminology: Grippe -- suitcase!
How do you plant dope? A: Bury a blonde.
How does a blonde spell Farm? E-I-E-I-O.
Blonde Terminology: Node -- was aware of!
Blonde Terminology: Rheumatic -- amorous!
Blonde Terminology: Enema -- not a friend!
Blonde Terminology: Fibula -- a small lie!
Why are there no dumb brunettes? Peroxide!
Blonde Terminology: Genital -- non-Jewish!
Blonde Terminology: Hangnail -- coat hook!
How do you plant dope? A .. Bury a blonde.
Blonde Terminology: Tumor -- an extra pair!
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste!
Blonde Terminology: Dilate -- to live long!
Blonde Terminology: Tablet -- small tablet!
Blonde Terminology: Congenital -- friendly!
Blonde Terminology: Morbid -- higher offer!
Blonde Terminology: Seizure -- Roman emperor!
How does a blonde kill a worm? She buries it!
What do you call a smart blonde?. A labrador!
How does a blonde kill a fish? She drowns it!
What did the blonde name her pet zebra? Spot!
Blonde Terminology: Pelvis -- cousin of Elvis!
What is long and hard for a blonde? 4th Grade!
Why do blondes have periods? They deserve them!
Blonde Terminology: Anally -- occurring yearly!
Blonde Terminology: D&C -- where Washington is!
Blonde Terminology: Varicose -- located nearby!
How many blondes does it take to play tag? One!
Blonde Terminology: Bimboette - a young blonde!
How does a blonde hold her liquor? By the ears!
Blonde Terminology: Bimbag - a blonde's purse!
Blonde Terminology: Coma -- a punctuation mark!
Why do blondes like tilt steering? More headroom
Blonde Terminology: Scar -- rolled tobacco leaf!
Blonde Terminology: Pap smear -- fatherhood test!
Blonde Terminology: Bimboozle - to fool a blonde!
Blonde Terminology: Secretion -- hiding anything!
Blonde Terminology: Artery -- study of paintings!
Why do Blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft!
How does a blonde like her eggs? A: Unfertilized.
What do you call a blonde with a runny nose? FULL
How does a horny guy spell relief? A: B-L-O-N-D-E.
Why do blondes always drink with straws? Practice.
What do you call a blonde with a runny nose? Full!
Blonde Terminology: Labor pain -- got hurt at work!
What does XXX stand for? Blondes co-signing a note!
Blonde Terminology: Bowel -- letter like A.E.I.O.U!
Blonde Terminology: Medical staff -- doctor's cane!
What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!
Blonde Terminology: Serology -- study of knighthood!
Blonde Terminology: Rectum -- damn near killed 'em!
How do you change a blonde's mind? Blow in her ear!
What is a blonde's favorite rock group? Air Supply!
Blonde Terminology: Cat scan -- searching for kitty!
What is a blonde's idea of safe sex? A padded dash!
What do you call a blonde mother-in-law? An air bag!
How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for chips.
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it!
Blonde Terminology: Post operative -- letter carrier!
Blonde Terminology: Nitrate -- cheaper than day rate!
Blonde Terminology: Tibia -- country in North Africa!
Blonde Terminology: Protein -- favoring young people!
But why do brunettes take the pill? Wishful Thinking!
What did a blonde's dentist find? Teeth in a cavity!
Blonde Terminology: Urine -- opposite of you're out!

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