Black Jokes!Wisdom From A Cajun Perspective: So Boudreaux asks Thibodeaux.... "Why dem Scuba divers always fall backways off dem boats?"To which Thibodeaux replies.... "You dumb Coonass, if dey fell forwards dey'd still be in de' boat."
Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet something else to be pissed about. A black congress-woman (this would be Sheila Jackson Lee, of Houston), reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names. She would prefer some names that reflect African American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha,Woeisha,Shaqueal and Jamal. I am NOT making this up! She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in 'language' that street people can understand because one of the problems that happened in New Orleans was that black people couldn't understand the seriousness of the situation, due to the racially biased language of the weather report. I guess if the weather person says that the winds are going to blow at 140+ MPH, that's too hard to understand. I can hear it now: A weatherman in New Orleans says...Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a crotch rocket! Bitch be a category fo'! So, turn off dem chitlins, grab yo' chirren, leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest FEMA office fo yo FREE shit.
Why do Blacks cry during sex? The Mace!
What do you call a Black having sex? Rape!
Why are aspirins white? Because they work!
What do you call a Black on a bike? Thief!
What do you call a Black priest? Holy shit!
What do you call a Black hitchhiker? Stranded!
What do Blacks and jockeys both ride? Animals!
What do you call two Blacks in a body bag? Twix!
What do you do if you run over a Black? Reverse!
What caused the nigger's problem? Mother nature!
What do you call a Black in a mailbox? Blackmail!
What does FUBU stand for? Farmers Used to Buy Us!
What do you call a Black French? Jacues Custodian!
What does FUBU stand for? Farmers Used to Beat Us!
How do you stop a Black from drowning? You don't!
What do you call a Black with an IQ of 15? Gifted!
PONTIAC - Poor Old Nigger Thinkin It's A Cadillac!
How do you get a Black out of a tree? Cut the rope!
White folk aren't racist! We all have colored TVs!
How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope!
What has four legs and a black arm? A happy pitbull!
What do you call a Black's car? A "blood vessel."
Why do blacks play basketball? For the free showers!
Why are there trees in Harlem? Public transportation!
What's long, dark and stinks? The unemployment line!
Why do niggers play basketball? For the free showers!
Blacks took over Toys R Us. They renamed it We B Toys!
What does a Black person get for Christmas? Your bike!
What does NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People!
What is long and hard on a Black man? The first grade!
Why do Blacks stink? So blind people can hate them too!
Why are black people so tall? Because their knee grows!
What do you call 4 Black guys in a car? Tinted windows!
What do you call a barn full of Blacks? Farm equipment!
What do you call a pool full of Black kids? Cocoa puffs!
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive!
Why are Blacks getting stronger? TVs are getting bigger!
Why don't sharks eat Blacks? They think its whale shit!
What's black, orange, and very pretty? A Black on fire!
Where does Michael Jackson look for dates? Dark alleys..
Why did god create orgasms? So Blacks know when to stop!
How does a Black woman fight crime? She has an abortion!
What is a Black's favorite antiperspirant? Unemployment!
What do you call a Black-midget in Ireland? A Lepra-coon!
What is a black? Proof that skunks have sex with monkeys!
Why are black people so fast? From running from the cops!
What do you call a black with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!
Ebonics 101: I got so mad at my girl, afro a lamp at her!
What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!
Why are niggers getting stronger? T.Vs are getting bigger!
What do you call a black Chinese with AIDS? Coon Die Soon!
Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it is whale shit!
Why did the black carry a piece of shit in his wallet? I.D.